Would you have sex with Tuesday?

Would you have sex with Tuesday?

Tuesday is such a nothing kind of day. It has no personality, it just hangs around wanting some attention.

Let us compare it to Monday. Monday is universally despised but it is the day of new beginnings. Monday is the day we start our diet, we go back to the gym. On Monday we will get organised, get healthy or phone a relative.

Wednesday is Hump day, so of course we’ll have sex with Wednesday. Wednesday hints at things to come. Wednesday does not require much work and we know that after Wednesday the week is going to race to the Twins – the weekend!

Thursday is big mates with Friday. Thursday warms things up it hints at naughtiness and wild sex. Yup I would definitely have sex with Thursday.

And then comes The Dom – Friday. The bad boy of the week. The day that makes us want to be someone else. The day we experiment, do something different and ignore our responsibilities. Friday is so wild it is probably going to have a threesome with Saturday.

Saturday picks up where Friday left us reeling. Saturday is a bit bipolar. Sex with Saturday could be steamy and quick. It can be had in between the games on TV or the many chores that need to be completed or it could be slow and sensual first thing. Long afternoon play, with magical orgasms, stretching into the evening before and after dinner.

And Sunday is all about comfort sex. It is for cuddles and kissing. For recovering and getting ready for despised Monday.

But Tuesday? There is just nothing good to be said about Tuesday. Tuesday is the dork with no social skills. It’s awkward – If Tuesday was a person, I would definitely not have sex with Tuesday. On Tuesday I would have to use my latest toy. It’s new and very entertaining. It’s the Lelo Gigi. With Gigi I might make Tuesday watch!

Cougar - To be or not to be?

I recently did my radio show on Cougars! Something I know quite a lot about seeing as I am classified as one.

A cougar is an older woman who seeks sexual relations with considerably younger men. Typically, the term refers to women over 30-40 years old who pursue sexual relations with people more than eight years younger.  

In The Graduate starring Dustin Hoffman, the rule of thumb is half your age plus 7. Anything younger than that is inappropriate. Got to say, I agree. There is very little to say to someone so much younger.

  

As a Cougar my greatest concern has been the ravages of age on my body in comparison to his much younger, firmer skin. I have combated this by ensuring that I am NEVER on top – all that sagging is bound to smother someone and is bloody unattractive!

I do have a couple of rules. 

He must have an education, job and car.

He must be able to have a conversation with my friends.

He cannot play ‘Playstation’ with my child and

Pays his own way, picks up his own dirty clothes - I am NOT his mother. 

Whose car we use depends on where we are going and who has petrol! 

We’ve been together now for over 10 years so clearly I have something he wants and it is not my money! It can work. We just have to get over our own insecurities and bask in the delights available.   

 

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Purrrr.