Monday 10 June 2013

Design Faults

My partner has just lost weight. Not a lot - he is looking HOT and very desirable but there is a problem. Along with weight loss across his tummy he has also lost bulk on his pubic bone and this has made sex a little more difficult!

This got me to thinking about design faults. One day when I get to the pearly gates (and I know I'll be welcome because I have made so many people happy!) I am going to have a discussion about design faults.

Women get a clitoris and for those of you who don't know - it sits on top and not inside. Theoretically not a problem but when you consider that most women orgasm from Clit Stimulation rather than penetration - you have to wonder.

Men get a penis and they think that the harder they pump the better! NO - it's the motion of the ocean and clit stimulation that does it for most of us.

Another design fault I battle to understand - it takes the average woman 15 to 20 minutes to orgasm, and if you're on antidepressants like most of the Northern Suburbs - 40 minutes. A man at his very best - 5 minutes! I ask you with frustration in my ...bones!

And my best of all - his P Spot - up his bum - really - UP HIS BUM!!

And why don't men vibrate? Yes they can hum, but not long or hard enough.

Yup it's going to be a long discussion. But now that I think about it I'd be out of business if these faults didn't exist, so maybe I should just be grateful! And on that happy note - pack out the clit vibrators. Watch my video on Clit Vibrators on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKXNcE56c6M