Lola Montez recently had a Ladies Night called ‘Inside his Dirty Little Mind’’ and it
goes like this:
We invite 5 common garden variety demographically correct
men to the event (it’s the only time they are allowed into this sacred ground)
– There is only one rule – they have to answer truthfully or they can choose to
pass.
The questions are completely anonymous so ANYTHING goes.
The questions are written on note and then stuck on a
wall. The guys get to choose 4 questions they wish to answer and I choose
the one’s they want to avoid!
I’m never really surprised by what they answer but I am
constantly amazed at what is asked.
For the sake of brevity I have placed the questions into
similar categories and then counted how many questions in each category. Here
are the categories:
- Female Ejaculation
- Oral Sex
- Positions
- Stripping
- Anal Sex
- Vagina Grooming
- Breasts
- Cheating
- Commitment
- Weight
- Libido
- Fantasies
- And then a variety of others.
And the winner is ... Anal sex!
The big question is:
- What gives? Why is this something men want to
do?
- What’s the obsession?
- Does it feel good for a man, is it different to
the vagina?
- What is it that men like about anal sex?
And then one
question about male anal sex – Knowing the male’s G-Spot resides in the anus,
how willing/ do you want the girl to explore that?
The answers were hysterical – ranging from; Don’t you dare to why haven’t you done it
yet!
The answers to the former questions were all similar – We’re
curious, everyone is talking about it, it’s done in porn movies and it’s like
marking territory.
The next obsession with us girls is – How to give the
perfect blow job? To include the testicles or not? Does it feel good, different
– necessary? Spit or swallow?
I look forward to the day when men are this concerned with
how oral sex makes us feel and get tips on how to do it right!
And then the questions that always come up – waxed or not,
what do you think about how we smell? How
to get the second date? And will men date fat women? Big or small boobs? AAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
Here are some of the questions that really peaked my
interest:
·
Name the one question relating to sex that you
would like to ask your female partner? (Can’t
think of anything!)
What is the best way to say we’re sorry? (It depends on the situation but sometimes
the best thing to do is to be quiet)
·
Is variety important? (Could you eat Nandos every day for the next 20 years?)
·
What’s your favourite sex toy? (They all had one – so maybe they won’t be
offended when we introduce a toy into our bedroom play)
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