Voting is a Privilege

I hope you vote today! 

It's a privilege and not a right. People died so that YOU are allowed to vote. So get off your ass and go and make your mark! 

Then get back into bed and have election sex!

Marvelous May

Today is my Birthday! 

In South Africa it is a Public Holiday - celebrating Workers Day and I have often wondered how much this day of my birth has influenced my choices. From being a Human Rights lawyer to the owner of Lola Montez. 

In those days I was considered anti establishment and now I am called perverted and at one time in the traffic as I cut across a couple of lanes 'SEXPOT" I often wondered how she knew!

I recently bought a watch to remind myself that above all I have the heart of a revolutionary! So now when I receive awful emails accusing me of undermining the morals of society I have something to remind me why! I'll share one of those emails with you during the course of the month! 

Now I am older and wiser, I wonder if I should have done anything different? Mmm I wonder!

Romantic Date - Fantasy date

Fantasy Date

Set the mood for this inhibition loosening adventure by dimming the lights and putting on some soft music. 

With the mood set and your senses softened, pull out a stack of blank cards and write down a different sexual fantasy or sensual request on each card. 

Now put them in a silk pouch or a sexy pillow case. Take turns to pick out a card and doing what it says. 

Decide how many times a week or month you want to dive in.

Yummy Chilli Chocolate Sauce!

Cheat’s Chilli Chocolate Sauce for Steak

Unless he’s a vegetarian, I’ve never met a man who doesn’t love his steak, and this sauce is guaranteed to make him love it (and YOU) more! 

If he is vegetarian, this sauce goes surprisingly well over steamed asparagus or large grilled brown mushrooms.... 

This is the easiest CHEAT recipe ever.

Simply heat up your desired portion of Montez Play Chocolate sauce on a double boiler (that’s a pot, on top of a pot, that has boiling water in it. You do this so the chocolate sauce doesn’t burn).

If you are unsure how to use a double boiler... MICROWAVE! Just make sure you do 30 seconds at a time, checking and stirring the chocolate each time until desired temperature achieved.

Add half a teaspoon of chilli powder for a jar of sauce. Stir and pour over cooked steak.

You’re done. 

DI-VINE!!

More sexy chocolate recipes!

Franjelico Chocolate Pancakes

I have never heard anything but good things about this recipe. If you don’t want to use the alcohol, then orange juice will add an interesting flavour twist.

Ingredients:

·         Buy pack of 20 ready-made pancakes from Woollies (you’ll find them in the frozen section). Shhh! No one will guess you didn’t slave for hours!

·         Montez Play Chocolate Sauce

·         Half cup of Franjelico or Orange Juice

·         250ml Butter (chopped into pieces)

·         Cream for Serving (whipped)

Method

Pre-heat oven to 180 C. Take each pancake and spread liberally with Montez Play Chocolate Sauce.  Fold into triangles... That's once in half down the middle and once in half down the middle again. Then arrange in a baking dish. Make sure you Spray-And-Cook it first!

Cook off the Franjelico by adding it into a scalding hot sauce pan and letting it sizzle until you can’t smell the strong alcohol steam anymore. Add the butter and melt down. Pour this mixture over your pancakes. Bake off for 15 minutes and serve with whipped cream.

This will serve about 8 people so if you’d like to make it just a special meal for two, layer out four spread pancakes and use just a shot of liqueur and 60 ml butter. 

Keep the rest of the pancakes in the freezer for next time, there WILL be a next time!

Romantic Date - Creature Comfort

Creature Comfort

If you don't have a furry friend of your own spend an afternoon at your local animal shelter walking the dogs, playing with kittens or volunteer to help out at a fund raising event. 

Besides offering to help out at an understaffed organisation you'll enjoy spending the time together and who knows - fall in love with something else as well. 

Do phone ahead to learn about their volunteering policies.

Rampant Rabbits!

Oh how we love Roger the Rabbit, made famous by Charlotte from 'Sex and the City'! 

If you've never seen it you should watch it! 

Roger has multiplied like -rabbits - one may say! You can now meet Jack, Cousin Jumping and Jessica!

The orgasmic thing about Rabbits is that they stimulate the clitoris and G-Spot at the same time. 

These fantastic vibrators come as simple or complicated as you choose. They can swirl, thrust, vibrate in different intensities and functions. They can take you to the moon and back. 

Watch our YouTube video on Rabbits and Bunnies. 

There is one thing about them though - they do not make tea!