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Youth Day

Thinking about Youth Day reminds me of my previous life – when I was a Human Rights lawyer and trying to make a contribution to the struggle.

That struggle – the right to vote has been achieved and I hope you all took advantage of the right we fought so hard for. We also fought for the right to equality – whether that be race, gender or sexual orientation. Here unfortunately we have not succeeded and I’m not sure we ever will.

Sometimes I am just so tired of confronting society’s accepted norms and then I remind myself that I have the heart of a revolutionary and would not really know how else to live.

One might ask what I am doing for the fight in the sex industry?

I believe that sex is still the subject that no one wants to talk about. It is still a man’s right and a woman’s duty. And women still do not understand the difference between love and lust.

So this June – let’s start the debate – let us empower our daughters and educate our sons.

Education is the ONLY way we will drag people out of the dark. And when they are in the light I know that the plagues that infect future generations will be healed - infection rates, rape and teenage pregnancy will drop. 

Tomorrow I am going to post a copy of an email I received from someone who does not think like me - I wonder who will do the most harm to our youth - me or her? 

Romantic Date - Creature Comfort

Creature Comfort

If you don't have a furry friend of your own spend an afternoon at your local animal shelter walking the dogs, playing with kittens or volunteer to help out at a fund raising event. 

Besides offering to help out at an understaffed organisation you'll enjoy spending the time together and who knows - fall in love with something else as well. 

Do phone ahead to learn about their volunteering policies.

Don't put all your Eggs in one Basket!

Don’t put all your Eggs in one basket!

Chances are that the first vibe you ever bought was an egg. It was the colour of and egg and looked like an egg and attached to the battery remote by a long wire. Ugly I know but hell did it get the job done.

I recently attended a workshop on how to use your toys to expand your orgasm – wow! 

Highly recommended for those of us willing to learn new tricks. Not much has changed in the development of the egg. 

Colours have changed, cords have got shorter and instead of have just one speed, they now have a variety of speeds and functions. You have to be able to find one setting that works for you!

What I have learnt over the years is not to keep all your eggs in one basket. They are not friends and will damage each other. So when storing your play things, make sure they are kept separate from each other. I have silk bags for each toy. Looks sexy and no lint!

The best fun in the egg department is the Remote Control Egg. I particularly fancy the iPed 5 egg (the Chinese are really clever). This egg is not attached to the remote by a cord. It works a bit like your electronic gate! Some say it can work up to 8m but I think it depends on how many people are in the room. 

If you’d like a more up market version – Try Lelo Lyla 2. 

What makes this such a lekke joy is that it can be worn to dinner parties. Your partner can have the remote control and surprise you every so often. 

And when you scream out ‘YES’ – it may not be because you want dessert.   

Romantic date - Date in a Box

Date in a Box

This can also work if you are involved in a long distance relationship. 

You can have a great date and 'meet' anywhere in the world. Think of a destination you'd both love to visit. Then send a package of items related to your chosen hot spot with a note on the outside of the box not to open it until your partner receives a call from you. 

For example: If you've always wanted to go to Mexico send your partner a package with a picture of you wearing a sombrero - then include a sombrero in the box. A CD of Mexican songs, a Mexican Flag, some edible treats and Tequila! Add pictures of tourist spots, fun facts about these places. 

If you are far away from each other you can take a 'walk' through these places over the phone. Or sit side by side on the couch. 

Rage!

I’m going off the reservation today. I have this rage boiling inside of me that just needs an outlet – so here goes!

What is it that makes people think that they can have what I do for free or that they are entitled to assume that I have lower morals than anyone else? (that’s a whole other rage).

I have 12 years of experience in the adult industry and during that period grown a reputable brand that specialises in adult toys. We know our stuff. We are professional, educated and specialists in our field but because it has to do with the adult industry it has to be treated with disrespect. I thought this would get better but it’s not, it seems to be getting worse!

As part of our service offering we do parties for groups of girls and sometimes couples. A Lola Montez Consultant arrives at your home, does a display, a talk, a demo and then takes orders. The problem is that we are seen as the entertainment – the party clown if you will.

Guests get to touch and feel, occasionally break, damage and open sealed goods and laugh. Some openly try to shame what we do. Others merely show disrespect by talking or texting during the presentation. Now I’m all about fun and making sex something to talk about and one of the ways to do that is to be funny. But we are not merely the entertainment. Our primary business, the one that pays the bond, school fees and groceries is selling sex toys.

No sales – no earn, it really is as simple as that.

Over the years we have instituted a sales target for parties. If we sell more than R3000 worth of toys at the party, the party is free, if not there is a R1000 fee. R3000 is equivalent to one We Vibe, two bunny cock rings and a couple of lubes. So when people start arguing about the R1000 I know they have no intention of buying and that we are being considered as cheap entertainment.

A clown for your child’s party will cost you R2500. Get a dancer – R1800. A Jumping Castle also costs and you bear the cost for damages. So why do people expect us to entertain them for free? 

And my very best – ‘our guests are very conservative so please don’t bring any toys!’ We sell toys- that’s our business! If you don’t want toys you’re hiring the wrong company.

One enquiry which has set off this tirade asked – ‘Why should I pay you to come and sell to me?’  - Here is the answer – you don’t have to pay me if you get your friends to buy R3000 worth of toys. Now the fact that you are terrified that you will have to pay R1000, for two and a half hours of my time, not including petrol, time away from my family and travelling time, means you and your guests have no intention of buying. You think that I can come and entertain you – for free!

I don’t mind being snubbed or pointed at because of what I do. I will not apologise. I believe that I make the world a better place and that my product and knowledge adds value to your relationships. If I still practiced as an attorney I would be charging in excess of R2000 an hour.

But you want me to come and entertain you for free? I don’t think so!

Romantic Date 25 - F*** Valentine's Day

Everyday Acts

Sometimes the most romantic moments are the result of thoughtful gestures in the middle of a mundane day. 

Spend the day helping your partner take care of necessary errands, particularly the ones they really don't enjoy doing. Wash the car, go to the hardware store, attend to the shopping, dry cleaning. Once you've finished celebrate by taking your partner to lunch or dinner at a place that they've always wanted to try. 

Remembering the other's interest and curiosities is another great way to be romantic. 

So we come to the end of the month of love and I will now go back to a far more reasonable weekly post! I will continue to give you more romantic ideas.

So spread the love!

Romantic Date 21 - Feel the wind in your hair

Highway to Love

Rent a convertible or sports car and go for a drive on the open road. 

Be sure to to wear shades and sun screen. Play your favourite tunes and pack a picnic. 

For a more wallet friendly version test drive your dream car at a local dealership. 

Romantic Date 18 - Kiss me quick!

Kissing Signals

Before you and your partner go out for the evening make a pact to kiss each time someone - the waiter, a guest at a party or anyone else you encounter - says a certain word or phrase or each time you see a particular item. 

Stick with a kissing theme for the whole date. 

Romantic Date 14 - Modern Adventurers

Be modern adventurers

Play Burton and Livingstone in your own back garden and plan a date devoted to exploring areas in your city or province that you have never seen before. 

Drive down a road in your town that you've never traveled before but always thought about or didn't even know was there. 

You might find a hole in the wall cafe, a wonderful antique shop, a beautiful row of houses or a scenic vista. Ask friends, read guide books or local magazines for ideas.

Happy Valentine's Day from Lola Montez

Romantic Date 11 - Pieces of a Puzzle

Pieces of Love

Buy a small puzzle and use a marker to write an invitation for a special date on the back of it. 

Over the course of the week deliver pieces of the puzzle to your partner. 

The day before the date, send your partner the final piece to solve where and when the date is. The date itself can be a puzzling activity - go to a murder mystery dinner, a costume ball or cuddle up and work on a giant puzzle. 

Adult toy of the month - Cock Rings

Introducing the VCR (Vibrating Cock Ring)

Je Joue Mio - Vibrating Cock Ring

A Lola Montez BEST SELLER!

Maybe you use them on occasion, maybe you don’t. Cock rings are one of those precious gems that most of us know about but never actually use, which is a shame. Rocco Siffredi, one of the most well known adult film stars and director is known for using a cock ring and let’s face it this is where men learn how to have sex!

Using a cock ring helps:

          * Stay ultra hard.

          * Helps him to last longer.

          * Intensifies your orgasm.

          * Make the unit bigger (temporarily).

          * Turn HIM into the vibrator – Oh Yeah!

Watch our YouTube Video on types & uses of Cock Rings.

Selecting a Good Cock Ring

Don’t go and randomly buy a cock ring! Just like picking out a pair of jeans, you need to take a couple of factors into account if you want to find the perfect cock ring for you. Consider how much you want to spend. One's that charge cost considerably more than battery operated ones as do rings in metal versus rubber.

Besides the stretchy vibrating types there are Essensually two types of cock rings:

·         Cock rings that are placed over the penis alone, at the base of the shaft.

·         Cock rings that are placed over the penis, as well as the scrotum (balls).

Which one should you buy? Only you will know because - It’s all about personal preference. 

We recommend you experiment and get one or both before deciding permanently on which one will be your ultimate ‘wing man’.

Here are a few considerations:

Materials

There are several different types of material used in the manufacture of Cock Rings. Whether they vibrate or not also affects which material is used.  

Metal

  

You often see cock rings that are made of some metal. Especially now that the whole 50 Shades of Grey erotic novel hit the scene, marketers are targeting guys to ‘live up’ to the bondage element in the book, Christian Grey, offering a wide variety of ‘hardcore’ cock rings made out of metal. Don’t fall in this marketing trap.

Metal cock rings can be dangerous because unless there is a ‘lock’ at the bottom (which most of them don’t have), it can be a disaster in case you stay hard for whatever reason and want to get it off- you simply won’t because the material can’t bend (obviously). Don't panic!

Word of Caution: If you cannot get the ring off take a Disprin or Asprin which will thin the blood and help. Use lots of lube –it’s a bit like getting a ring off your finger.

Leather

Another type of material you often see is leather. They usually come with a belt-like buckle or a Velcro strip to adjust the grip. Though it is nice to be able to adjust the tightness of the ring, it is usually a hassle to get them on and finally get the right intensity of ‘tightness’.

Silicone/Rubber

  

The great thing about silicone/rubber based cock rings is that they are flexible and adjust to your size automatically because the material goes right back to its original size when stretched out. This makes it easier to use in the heat of the moment and allows for a better fit. This is also the material used for the vibrating variety and a Lola Montez favourite!

How to use a Cock Ring

Place the cock ring on the penis when semi erect around the base (or base & testicles if you got that variant). If you are using a the vibrating variety keep the battery pack at the top (facing the belly Button) this will give her immense pleasure. You can also turn it around and let the vibration tickle your testicles. Keep an eye on the time for obvious health considerations. When it turns blue - you've had enough. 

I often suggest that cock rings can also be used around the fingers for a variety of different play, so use your imagination.

Selecting the Right Size

Selecting the right size is really only important if you are using a solid or metal ring. You don’t want one that is too tight because that will cause pain after ten to fifteen minutes (especially when taking it off) and you don’t want one that is too loose because that won’t help you that much.

As a general guideline:

·         If it hurts after wearing it for 5-10 minutes – its too tight.

·         If it hardly helps you get harder – it’s too loose.

You could measure your girth with a non stretch piece of string (when fully erect) and you will have a general guideline.

After use make sure to clean them afterwards with some warm water & soap or disinfection spray try Eva. Before using it again give it a rinse, especially if you have stored it in a red sock under the green jersey.

As a newby try the Bunny VCR it will make you go from zero to hero in only a couple of seconds. Then you can move onto something more substantial. 

TOP TIP: Remember to trim your pubes because they can get caught up in the process and if you scream like a little girl... not sexy!

Romantic Date 6

Something to talk about.

We are always rushing off to do something and never really take the time to talk to each other. 

Now is the time - once a week once every two weeks or once a month it really is important. 

So set up a time just to talk - walk in the park, sit in the garden or curl up on the couch and TALK. Ban all talk about the children, sport, work or TV. 

So what is left you may ask? Talk about your relationship and life. Talk about what you like about each other, what you do well together and things you would like to do in the future. As you get more intimate you may want to share sexual fantasies that you were always to shy to talk about (Just remember the 3 drawer rule - read about it on the Lola Montez Web site). And don't forget to really listen. 

Romance is not dead.

Romantic Date 4

Spell it out

Find a creative way to say 'I love you' - 

Perhaps you could use shells or golf balls. Or before a romantic walk or drive strategically place a sign along the route. 

Place a personal advert in the paper your partner reads, leave a note in the briefcase, lunch box or jacket pocket. When cooking use the peas, mash or fries. 

At bed time use rose petals - silk ones work best - available at Lola Montez. Mmm.

Gee Whizz - In search of the G-Spot

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